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Aye - twas me that was tryin' to tell ya, but, alas, it did fall on deaf ears. Permit, this once, to tell ye true:
One wretched, cold night, in the fadin’ light
ctfuzzy wandered home o’er woodlands that very night,
Where Ghosts, Houlets, and Witches dance alike
Spurned on by Luke, a black and towzie tyke.
As the devil (in shape o’ beast) played ghastly music from his pipes,
The Witches and warlocks ‘round the cauldron did dance.
The music aroused over CT when ever he saw any near stark,
Then roared out. Loud for all to hear "Well done Cutty Sark".
Catch the thief! Resounds throughout the woods
When Meg the mare rallied, and bolted real hard
Under the Bridge o’r the River Doon with witches followin’
Rode poor CT on Meg, with all a hollerin’.
When Nannie the witch snatched out at the mare
She grasped CT by his Handlebar
In a maddening frenzy he let out a cry,
For she left poor Ct with naught but one eye.
This tale o’ truth what you all should read
Watch what you post and beware your reply,
You too could have such avatars
With large dark fronts and just one eye!
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