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>Abendx,
>Just please tell me you didn't produce any offspring with
>"it" and if you did, you better have the tails removed
>now!!!
MY GOD!
It's To Late........ Monsta's Sis has abandoned Abendx for Yeti and left him alone to care for their illegitimate offspring!
>Just please tell me you didn't produce any offspring with
>"it" and if you did, you better have the tails removed
>now!!!
MY GOD!
It's To Late........ Monsta's Sis has abandoned Abendx for Yeti and left him alone to care for their illegitimate offspring!
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Maybe we can get the post back on track...
Sorry to hear about that Yeti (that is, your divorce and being the object of Monsta's sister's crush. YIKES!) Anyway, like was said before, you did (bravely) post in the right place and I am sure you knew that this thread would turn into something pretty humorous to lift your spirits. I just hope we don't get too many more of Mr. Dog's doctored pictures. eeeehhhhhwwwww.
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O.K. Yeti, I gotta stick my foot in my mouth. Been biting my lip for days now trying not to respond to this thread (plus I've got the flu and feel like crap).
Don't be so quick to let her go. It sounds like reading between the lines that you still love her. If you do, damn it, don't just walk away! And my God don't let her go out with a guy with an Avalstench
I'm going on 25 years of marriage. For cryin' out loud I coulda walked away 10 times, but I'm REALLY glad I didn't. It can get easier and better as lifes priorities change. Believe me, I wouldn't trade all of my little hobbies for my wife now, but way back when it seemed like a tough choice.
If I'm way off base, just forget what I said, but if I'm not, can you live with your choice
(No, I'm not Ann Landers, just a concerned bretheren)
Don't be so quick to let her go. It sounds like reading between the lines that you still love her. If you do, damn it, don't just walk away! And my God don't let her go out with a guy with an Avalstench
I'm going on 25 years of marriage. For cryin' out loud I coulda walked away 10 times, but I'm REALLY glad I didn't. It can get easier and better as lifes priorities change. Believe me, I wouldn't trade all of my little hobbies for my wife now, but way back when it seemed like a tough choice.
If I'm way off base, just forget what I said, but if I'm not, can you live with your choice
(No, I'm not Ann Landers, just a concerned bretheren)
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Geeze.... I go away for a couple of days, and come back to this?!?!?! Next time I go on a hunting trip I'm bringing the laptop. I missed-out on too much here!
Yeti, I'm sure you know that you have my support. Only someone of your caliber could go through an event like this and keep things amicable with your ex-wife while still maintaining your awesome demeanor with everyone else. I can't wait to hear the great things that life brings to you now that you have had a chance to "re-organize" a few things.
As far as the "love triangle" with Monsta's sister goes, I just have one question... has anyone else noticed Rotten Dog's fixation on her? All the pictures, the stories, constant references to her... hmmmmm.......
Yeti, I'm sure you know that you have my support. Only someone of your caliber could go through an event like this and keep things amicable with your ex-wife while still maintaining your awesome demeanor with everyone else. I can't wait to hear the great things that life brings to you now that you have had a chance to "re-organize" a few things.
As far as the "love triangle" with Monsta's sister goes, I just have one question... has anyone else noticed Rotten Dog's fixation on her? All the pictures, the stories, constant references to her... hmmmmm.......
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 10-Dec-02 AT 01:35 AM (EST)]>>As far as the "love triangle" with Monsta's sister goes, I
>just have one question... has anyone else noticed Rotten
>Dog's fixation on her? All the pictures, the stories,
>constant references to her... hmmmmm.......
Hey haroutd,
How was the hunting trip and what were you hunting for? I'm not fixated with MONSTA's Sis. Just playing matchmaker. Trying to save Yeti from that wild singles nightlife Abendx leads.
haroutd's 'LIFTED' Deer Blind!
>just have one question... has anyone else noticed Rotten
>Dog's fixation on her? All the pictures, the stories,
>constant references to her... hmmmmm.......
Hey haroutd,
How was the hunting trip and what were you hunting for? I'm not fixated with MONSTA's Sis. Just playing matchmaker. Trying to save Yeti from that wild singles nightlife Abendx leads.
haroutd's 'LIFTED' Deer Blind!
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 10-Dec-02 AT 05:22 AM (EST)]Are you boys from Arkansas? Somebody here play the banjo? I think one of you may have been dating aunt mom again, they told you what would happen if you did that! It's not a good thing! It's against nature! Monsta's sis is really rottendogs's mom and Yeti's cousin, so if Yeti was to marry monsta's sis would that make Yeti monsta's brother, rottendogs dad and Yeti his own cousin? Way to confusing for me. I think somebody has WAY too much time on their hands!
Yeti, probably be a good thing if you dated out of the family.:+
Just some advise you can take it or leave it!
Yeti, probably be a good thing if you dated out of the family.:+
Just some advise you can take it or leave it!
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You guys kill me!!
Time will tell, but it seems she (the ex) don't confuse her with ABENDX's girl, that she is happy with the friendship we now have.
Am I? Well I'm glad she is in my life, but it's tough to talk to her on the phone and just talk like nothing happened.
I get by with a smile, you guys make that possible.
Time will tell, but it seems she (the ex) don't confuse her with ABENDX's girl, that she is happy with the friendship we now have.
Am I? Well I'm glad she is in my life, but it's tough to talk to her on the phone and just talk like nothing happened.
I get by with a smile, you guys make that possible.
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>Monsta's sis is really rottendogs's mom and Yeti's cousin
so this explains a lot..... now i understand why she has three butt cheeks (obviously from rottn's side of the family) and eleven nipples (this comes from monsta's side).... but how do we explain the six belly buttons?
so this explains a lot..... now i understand why she has three butt cheeks (obviously from rottn's side of the family) and eleven nipples (this comes from monsta's side).... but how do we explain the six belly buttons?
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 10-Dec-02 AT 11:30 AM (EST)]Abendx you are one lucky guy, hold on to that prize!!!!
Soon as I get through winter here, I'll be heading out your way again.
This time, I'm finding my way up there and your buying!!
Figure end of March, so clean out all those panties, and have that rig shined up!! May have a scooter lined up and all!!
Soon as I get through winter here, I'll be heading out your way again.
This time, I'm finding my way up there and your buying!!
Figure end of March, so clean out all those panties, and have that rig shined up!! May have a scooter lined up and all!!
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 10-Dec-02 AT 12:36 PM (EST)]>>Monsta's sis is really rottendogs's mom and Yeti's cousin
>
>so this explains a lot..... now i understand why she has
>three butt cheeks (obviously from rottn's side of the
>family) and eleven nipples (this comes from monsta's
>side).... but how do we explain the six belly buttons?
No Way! I'm Older than FORTYFORDS! To Old for MONSTA's Sis to be My MOM! Although I do have three butt cheeks! Maybe I'm the babydaddy? 
I have no memory of my late teens and early twentys! [/img]images/678-1002-36060.gif[/img]
>
>so this explains a lot..... now i understand why she has
>three butt cheeks (obviously from rottn's side of the
>family) and eleven nipples (this comes from monsta's
>side).... but how do we explain the six belly buttons?
No Way! I'm Older than FORTYFORDS! To Old for MONSTA's Sis to be My MOM! Although I do have three butt cheeks! Maybe I'm the babydaddy?
I have no memory of my late teens and early twentys! [/img]images/678-1002-36060.gif[/img]
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>Soon as I get through winter here, I'll be heading out your
>way again.
>This time, I'm finding my way up there and your buying!!
>Figure end of March, so clean out all those panties, and
>have that rig shined up!! May have a scooter lined up and
>all!!
your on.... that is if you stop by this time
a sled.... what do you have your eyes on????
>way again.
>This time, I'm finding my way up there and your buying!!
>Figure end of March, so clean out all those panties, and
>have that rig shined up!! May have a scooter lined up and
>all!!
your on.... that is if you stop by this time
a sled.... what do you have your eyes on????
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>>>As far as the "love triangle" with Monsta's sister goes, I
>>just have one question... has anyone else noticed Rotten
>>Dog's fixation on her? All the pictures, the stories,
>>constant references to her... hmmmmm.......
>
>
>
>Hey haroutd,
>
>How was the hunting trip and what were you hunting for?
>I'm not fixated with MONSTA's Sis. Just playing
>matchmaker. Trying to save Yeti from that wild singles
>nightlife Abendx leads.
>
>
Hey man, I actually LIKE that lifted deer blind! I could have used one of those! I went deer hunting on some property we own in the Catskills area of upstate NY. This was only my second hunting trip ever, and I was walking through the woods, all alone, at 5:30 AM (about an hour before first light) up a mountain, in 15-25 degree weather, snow on the ground & more coming down, to set myself up & wait for a deer. And that was just Sunday morning! Not bad for a guy who didn't know what a forest looked like until a year ago. Saw plenty of doe, but the buck with my name on it will just have to wait for next year.
I do have once concern, though... first Mr. Dog fixates on Monsta's sister's pictures, and now he's posting pictures for my benefit.... uh-oh. I don't care about what you do on your own time with cross-dressing (you know what they say about X drivers) but I don't want any part of that!
>>just have one question... has anyone else noticed Rotten
>>Dog's fixation on her? All the pictures, the stories,
>>constant references to her... hmmmmm.......
>
>
>
>Hey haroutd,
>
>How was the hunting trip and what were you hunting for?
>I'm not fixated with MONSTA's Sis. Just playing
>matchmaker. Trying to save Yeti from that wild singles
>nightlife Abendx leads.
>
>
Hey man, I actually LIKE that lifted deer blind! I could have used one of those! I went deer hunting on some property we own in the Catskills area of upstate NY. This was only my second hunting trip ever, and I was walking through the woods, all alone, at 5:30 AM (about an hour before first light) up a mountain, in 15-25 degree weather, snow on the ground & more coming down, to set myself up & wait for a deer. And that was just Sunday morning! Not bad for a guy who didn't know what a forest looked like until a year ago. Saw plenty of doe, but the buck with my name on it will just have to wait for next year.
I do have once concern, though... first Mr. Dog fixates on Monsta's sister's pictures, and now he's posting pictures for my benefit.... uh-oh. I don't care about what you do on your own time with cross-dressing (you know what they say about X drivers) but I don't want any part of that!