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Old 12-05-2003, 01:41 PM
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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? I depends on
where you went to college!!!! I can personally vouch for the Ferris and Northern ones too.

At U of M it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to brag about how much better their bulb is.

At Michigan State it takes two thousand. One to change the bulb,
and the other one thousand nine hundred ninety-nine to riot and
set East Lansing on fire.

At Grand Valley State and Alma it takes ten. One to change the
bulb and the other nine to sit around and watch because it is the
big entertainment of the evening.

At Ferris it takes zero. They are all too drunk from the night
before to care whether or not the lights are on.

At Eastern it takes four. One to change the bulb, one to steal
the new bulb from the store, one as a look out, and one to drive
the getaway car.

At Central Michigan it takes nine. One to screw it in and the
other eight just screw each other in celebration.

At Wayne State it takes zero. Who wants to be in Detroit after
dark anyway?

At Western it takes twelve. Two to figure out how to screw it in
and ten other drunks to find an ugly enough lamp shade to match
their school colors.

At Adrian it takes zero. There is no electricity in Adrian, only
cows and corn.

At Northern it takes five. Four to strap on snow shoes and hike
10 miles to the nearest store to get the new bulb and one to
screw it in.

At Michigan Tech it takes twenty. One to change the bulb and the
other nineteen to find a new way to engineer it so it never has
to be changed again.

At Hillsdale, Albion, and Kalamazoo it takes zero. They have
Mommy and Daddy pay someone to do it for them.

At Saginaw Valley it takes five. One to bring the weed and four
to smoke it while they all imagine they screwed it in.

At Oakland it takes zero. They can't afford light bulbs, just
like they cannot afford a football team.
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Old 12-17-2003, 12:56 AM
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haha, I can relate to the Michigan tech one.

MTU!!! 44inch tires, and 300 inches of snow, what could be better?
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I heard some school had to do this but I dont remember the name. I took them 20 people. One held the light bulb while the other twenty spun the ladder.
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the gvsu one is completely true, except it takes the whole campus to watch the big entertainment
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You need to add one more for Eastern, one to give the bum a dollar to screw the bulb in.
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How many construction workers does it take to change a light bulb, 1, but he will have the room blocked off for 6 months
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