1,000 !!!
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1,000 !!!
Yay, my 1,000th post. I shall now post the traditional joke.
Two men are stranded in a desert. As they walk around lost, tired, and thirsty, the two men spot an oasis. In the middle of the oasis is a tree covered with bacon. One guy in his excitement, runs toward it. Just before he gets there he is shot many times from hostile gunfire. As he is dying, he crawls back to the other guy he says "thats not a bacon tree, it's a ham bush!".
Two men are stranded in a desert. As they walk around lost, tired, and thirsty, the two men spot an oasis. In the middle of the oasis is a tree covered with bacon. One guy in his excitement, runs toward it. Just before he gets there he is shot many times from hostile gunfire. As he is dying, he crawls back to the other guy he says "thats not a bacon tree, it's a ham bush!".
