Who were the 01% that didn’t kick you out?

 

:-) My wife

 

AT TO ALL PARENTS WHO NEED TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA
Son: "Dad, I think I'm old enough now. Is there a Santa Claus?."
Dad: "Ok, I agree that your old enough. But before I tell you, I have a question for you. You see, the “truth” is a dangerous gift. Once you know something, you can't unknow it. Once you know the truth about Santa Claus, you will never again understand and relate to him as you do now. So my question is: Are you sure you want to know?"
Brief pause...
Son: "Yes, I want to know"
Dad: "Ok, I'll tell you: Yes there is a Santa Claus"
Son: "Really?"
Dad: Yes, really, but he's not an old man with a beard in a red suit. That's just what we tell kids. You see, kids are too young to understand the true nature of Santa Claus, so we explain it to them in a way that they can understand. The truth about Santa Claus is that he's not a person at all; he's an idea. Think of all those presents Santa gave you over the years. I actually bought those myself. I watched you open them. And did it bother me that you didn't thank me? Of course not! In fact it gave me great pleasure. You see, Santa Claus is THE IDEA OF GIVING FOR THE SAKE OF GIVING, without thought of thanks or acknowledgement.
When I saw that woman collapse on the subway last week and called for help, I knew that she'd never know that it was me that summoned the ambulance. I was being Santa Claus when I did that."
Son: "Oh."
Dad: "So now that you know, you're part of it. You have to be Santa Claus too now. That means you can never tell a young kid the secret, and you have to help us select Santa presents for them, and most important, you have to look for opportunities to help people. Got it?"
Help each other this Christmas and...be kind

 

It turns out I do use algebra as an adult. I look at my X and wonder Y.

 

Hypothetically,
If a fella had a choice to spend his money on women, or tacos, how many tacos would you buy?

 

At least three. Tacos that is, of course if one is being crude, with three women you’re getting three tacos.

 

Hopefully not with special sauce! :-)

 

Doritos Tacos are the best..

 

I've never had a Mexican Taco-- Italian, Japanese, Midwest American, German, Texan, and a couple unknowns but not a Mexican.

 

I have, and a few others. can't say which is my favorite, cause its been too long.

 

I can't say wich is my favorite because Im married now :-)

 

Tacos are kind of like Pizza, even if its bad, its good?

 

You say that until you have seen a bad one-- a really bad one-- I'll tell you about TJ some time. :-)

 

Is TJ Taco John?

 

Hypothetically, Del. LOL!