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Old Nov 24, 2003 | 07:26 AM
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Trucker-oriented colognes...
Sure - why not?
Smells from Chanelle that blend with our life-style:

Oil and Gasoline #4

Diesel #2

New Truck Essence

Dead Dinosaur #5

Differential Stank

Leather Interior

New Vinyl #5

Truck Stop #2

COSMO CAFE

Dallas Interchange

Truck Route

Diamond REO

FORD BLUE

Turbo

White Freightliner (as opposed to "White Shoulders")

Muskogee (as opposed to: "White Musk")

Jack-Knife (as opposed to: "POLO")

Weigh Station (as opposed to: "ETERNITY")

Think of some others????
Post 'em...
 
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Old Nov 24, 2003 | 07:31 AM
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Eu De Burnt Clutch.

Wisp-o-FriedWiring.

Oh . . and my *fave*: Burned Gear Oil. (I hear Chicks dig it too!)

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Old Nov 24, 2003 | 08:53 AM
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You forgot the most common one.... Burning Brakes

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Old Nov 24, 2003 | 11:30 AM
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And for those romantic evenings.........Hot Steamy Anti-freeze...
 
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Old Nov 24, 2003 | 11:34 AM
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Not truck related,

But any gal that showed up wearing the wonderful fragrance of 2-stroke exhaust would catch my attention in one heck of a hurry.

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Old Nov 24, 2003 | 12:33 PM
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Eau de Kentucky Truck Stop Bathroom

XXL
 
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Essence of Ether
 
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Essence of Ether
Particularly popular in Winter...

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Every man wants - WD-40. Available in all sizes. Discreet underarm nozzle included.

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I'll second that one
WD 40 - scent of a real man
Marvel Mystery Oil is a close second
 
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Apparently none of you have ever ridden with a real Trucker. I thought the only scent they wore was BO-original scent.
 
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My personal Favorite is "Molten Rubber"...................

A hearty, brisk scent used to attract "Trackus Babeius".....
 
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Essence of Lot Lizard
Parfums de Coffee Spills
Roadkill in le Grille eau de toilette
 
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Apparently none of you have ever ridden with a real Trucker. I thought the only scent they wore was BO-original scent.
That only applies to truckers from texas
 
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Alan, that was mean. My favorite is 'Hoppes No. 9'.
 
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