Proverbs
The Pacifier
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 8,245
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From: Cloverdale, BC
don't put all your eggs in one basket?
I don't think I saw that one yet.
How about these; I saw them somewhere:
"Instant human, just add coffee"
"Instant a******, just add beer"
Ah, probably not proverbs, but I thought they were funny.
I don't think I saw that one yet.
How about these; I saw them somewhere:
"Instant human, just add coffee"
"Instant a******, just add beer"
Ah, probably not proverbs, but I thought they were funny.
Junior User
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 93
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From: Tallahassee, Florida
I saved this list from another string. I think it was bigmattxxl but I can not recall, enjoy
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to
eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the
middle of it.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their
maker.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to
you for the rest of the day.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then
you don’t have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you
live.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the
world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to
eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the
middle of it.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their
maker.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to
you for the rest of the day.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then
you don’t have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you
live.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the
world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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