View Poll Results: Final destination?
Overeating. Being fat/obese and no exercise.
3
7.32%
Drinking, smoking or other substances.
6
14.63%
I will get to a really old age and die of nothing.
10
24.39%
Crime.
1
2.44%
Driving or non-driving accident.
7
17.07%
Mental illness.
0
0%
War, including a nuclear blast.
2
4.88%
Some disease or infection like the plague, including VD like AIDS.
1
2.44%
Wild animals.
2
4.88%
None of the above - I found the secret of immortality.
9
21.95%
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Final destination poll
Post Fiend
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 11,496
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From: Kansas
Originally posted by mattsf250
man, we got this badger by my house....one day he gonna git me!
man, we got this badger by my house....one day he gonna git me!
You know a good firearm would fix his wagon!
As far as I am concerned, I don't know how I'll pass away and I don't worry about it. It does troubles me a bit now and then because I have a wife and kids. But, picking my demise is a alien thought to me and one that I reject. Hell, most people have said that I should've been killed a long time ago.
Last edited by Ultramagdan; Nov 5, 2003 at 10:26 PM.
Postmaster
Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 3,628
Likes: 0
From: Baileyton, TN
I have known for a long time that my demise will occur when one of my computers does something bad, and I explode on the spot. Everyone who knows me understands that computers hate me, and will eventually kill me.
Theo
Theo
Elder User
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 714
Likes: 1
From: Zville, Ohio u.s.a.
I'm going to be cruising down the interstate at about 140MPH and suddenly go from Spontanious Human Combustion. At that point my vehicle will veer out of control colliding with Texan1983 and send his vehicle into a nuclear power plant that releases radiation that gets picked up into the atmosphere and distributed around the world causing all of life to die from cancers. Only that you're not really dying from cancers, but actually from me spontaneously human combusting. HA HA, I WIN!!!
Posting Guru
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,393
Likes: 0
From: Thomson, GA
Anyone see the episode of "The Man Show" where they were advertising the "Die Like A Man" company? They had several options- like "head smashed in by professional boxer" and "skydiving without a parachute" and a heart attack at a brothel.
I say Ill be in a driving related accident. There has been so much auto-related tragedy in my life, it would be naive to say it wasnt after me too.
I say Ill be in a driving related accident. There has been so much auto-related tragedy in my life, it would be naive to say it wasnt after me too.
Senior User
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 252
Likes: 0
From: NE OK
Let's see. I've lost 12 pounds so far. I don't drink (anymore) or smoke. I'll grow old but never grow up.
I have too guilty of a concience for crime. I'm a very careful driver (until the straight-a-ways). 
I do consider myself a whack job at times.
America will eventually kick some Iraqi $*#! Am too faithful to get VD. I am only immortal by the grace of God. So, if my husband takes anymore food away from the bear in our back 40 (where I feed my fish by myself), I would probably have to say animals! It's got to eat something! 
I have too guilty of a concience for crime. I'm a very careful driver (until the straight-a-ways). I do consider myself a whack job at times. America will eventually kick some Iraqi $*#! Am too faithful to get VD. I am only immortal by the grace of God. So, if my husband takes anymore food away from the bear in our back 40 (where I feed my fish by myself), I would probably have to say animals! It's got to eat something!
Last edited by 1978fordtruckgirl; Nov 6, 2003 at 11:54 AM.
Posting Guru
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,540
Likes: 0
From: Los Angeles safe and warm
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Post Fiend
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 7,157
Likes: 1
From: Central Kali
I really don't want to end up in a nursing home costing $60,000 a year, not a joke. You will have someone that doesn't speak english stealing your stuff and stuffing a pillow over your head to keep you quiet. You might get pushed down the hall once in awhile for "exercise". Not exactly a enjoyable future. A friend at work has the best plan I have seen. When he gets to a certain point, he will go to another country and stay with his much younger wife's relatives. He will be getting his retirement check and they will have a reason to take very good care of him.
Senior User
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 304
Likes: 0
From: Billings, Montana
my grandpa ate red meat eveyday of his life and lived to a ripe old age of 38. ill probly die cause of eating too much red meat...i dont care, when i go..i go...none that crap where they revive you and you suffer another 10 years and then you go again...man i dont want to live forever...
Posting Guru
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 1,944
Likes: 0
From: Eastern Iowa Soon Texas
Originally posted by ctfuzzy
Wuuullll GEEEEZE Matt - thanks alot, PAL!!
For your information I am a very careful driver and I NEVER play with nukes when I am distracted.
HUUUUUUMMMPH !!
See if I ever offer to send you pictures of my welder again!
Wuuullll GEEEEZE Matt - thanks alot, PAL!!
For your information I am a very careful driver and I NEVER play with nukes when I am distracted.
HUUUUUUMMMPH !!
See if I ever offer to send you pictures of my welder again!
glad to hear you leave the nukes alone when you got other things on your mind, would hate to have a "little accident" lol
Well even though I dont believe in god my grandfather had a great saying.... We the big guy says come forth you wont be fifth!!
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