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We had one that would show up once a year and bang on the eave metal right over my bed. He'd do that for up to a week and move on, only to return the next year and do it again....
I've always despised alarm clocks. Hated that woodpecker on the drip edge even more!
I've always despised alarm clocks. Hated that woodpecker on the drip edge even more!
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Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right in the doorway. I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn’t moved itself outside. It certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.
Either the media is wrong or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
Well, I’m off to check on my spoons. I hear they’re making people fat.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn’t moved itself outside. It certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.
Either the media is wrong or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
Well, I’m off to check on my spoons. I hear they’re making people fat.
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Most LEO just shake their heads about how the mind works. No firearms it will make a bomb. None it will drive a 18 wheeler. None it will find a Tractor. None it will get a buss. None it will use a Barge. It is so inventive. The real fix is in “The Twisted life of Herman”. 
Herman needs to move his Queen bed. He buys a box of plastic wrap and a 2” roll of heavy tape. Wraps the Queen in plastic and heavy 2” tape. He now has hand holds every where. Gets Karen to help him up right the bed. Hooks a rope to it and ties it to his lawn tractor an drags it out of the house. Throws the rope over a limb and with car lifts it up in the air to back F150 under. Well ; that went well. WCPGW ! What harm one can cause with a swinging Queen !
Herman needs to move his Queen bed. He buys a box of plastic wrap and a 2” roll of heavy tape. Wraps the Queen in plastic and heavy 2” tape. He now has hand holds every where. Gets Karen to help him up right the bed. Hooks a rope to it and ties it to his lawn tractor an drags it out of the house. Throws the rope over a limb and with car lifts it up in the air to back F150 under. Well ; that went well. WCPGW ! What harm one can cause with a swinging Queen !