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Old 01-08-2022, 09:27 AM
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On January 15, I'm going to be mailing out W2s to all of you that have been up in my business...
 
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How about a Bag of Salt Water Taffy ? ...
 
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Old 01-11-2022, 08:43 AM
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
 
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Old 01-11-2022, 09:32 PM
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I got one thing to add, Harder ! twss
 
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Old 01-12-2022, 05:50 AM
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I
wrote
a poem
on a page
but then each line grew
to the word sum of the previous two
until I started to worry about all these words coming with such frequency
because, as you can see, it can be easy to run out of space when a poem gets all Fibonacci sequency.
 
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Old 01-12-2022, 10:37 AM
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I
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a headache ! ... ... {i told U so} twss
 
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Old 01-12-2022, 10:47 AM
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WTF^^^
Anyway, LAST DAY OF WORK!!! Retirement, here I come!!! I'M FREE!!!!!!
 
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Old 01-12-2022, 01:43 PM
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I don't give my cell phone number out to social media. I'll give my land-line number out 99% of the time to businesses even if that means I'll have to check messages and return calls. This is why...

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/s...o-this-instead
 
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Old 01-12-2022, 03:06 PM
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By the time you read this you may be at happy hour. .....
 
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Thanks!! But my Happy hour doesn't start until 2am!!! But Happy it will be!
 
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Old 01-12-2022, 05:07 PM
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Think the worst part of Retirement is getting SS# set up with a id and password and then Medicare when you are eligible. All that insurance but some only needs a voice confirmation ! Whew !

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I've got a ways to go before SS & Medicare. I'll worry about that later, if there's anything left by then!
 
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Old 01-12-2022, 06:00 PM
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I was once in a pedal car ....
 
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Old 01-12-2022, 07:16 PM
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A recent study revealed that Americans watch more television than any other appliance.
 
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Old 01-12-2022, 09:27 PM
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^^And I'm sure it took a large team of experts spending millions of tax dollars to come to that conclusion.
 
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