Holy smokes! 2000 posts!
Holy smokes! 2000 posts!
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From: Thomson, GA
I recently broke 1000. Youre supposed to post a joke. So heres one for ya!
There were two blonds walking down the street.. One of them notices a compact on the sidewalk and bends down to pick it up.. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmmm... this person looks familiar.".. The second blond says, "Here, let me see.".. Of course, the first blond hands her the compact.. The second blond looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's ME!"...
And congrats bigmatt! heres to 2000 more!
There were two blonds walking down the street.. One of them notices a compact on the sidewalk and bends down to pick it up.. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmmm... this person looks familiar.".. The second blond says, "Here, let me see.".. Of course, the first blond hands her the compact.. The second blond looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's ME!"...
And congrats bigmatt! heres to 2000 more!
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Thanks for the kind words. You want a joke? Here you go:
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel sticking out of his fly.
the bartender says "Hey there, Captain, what's that steering wheel doing sticking out of your fly?"
The pirate looks at him and says:
ARRRRR! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!
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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel sticking out of his fly.
the bartender says "Hey there, Captain, what's that steering wheel doing sticking out of your fly?"
The pirate looks at him and says:
ARRRRR! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!
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Originally posted by Mike W
Maybe we should have a ranking of posts and then useful posts? Nah, forget I even said that.
Maybe we should have a ranking of posts and then useful posts? Nah, forget I even said that.
The really scary thing is the fact that Dennis (Mil1ion) has like 16,000 posts, and none of them are quick one-liners like "Yep, I agree" or "No it's not". He usually writes a paragraph or so
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