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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 06:24 PM
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The "NEVER DIE" thread...

"Old Carpenters never die, they just put more STUDS in their places..."

"Old Mechanics never die, it just takes a little more effort to get their (fasteners) off..."

"Old Truckers never die, they just get 'em a new P****built..."




- I used to know some about Sailors, Marines, and Cowboys! Feel free to jump in anywhere!
 
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 06:36 PM
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This is on my buddy's dorm room door:

College students never die, we're in the library studying for midterms
 
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 07:26 PM
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All the ones I know aren't appropriate
 
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 07:30 PM
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Yeah, that makes it a little tuff...

The funniest ones I know are unprintable, and what I have posted I changed to make them presentable

"Old hunting dogs never die, but they can't bring things BACK from where they are..."

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