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Old Nov 15, 2020 | 06:51 AM
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Poor Eli Wallach has hit the shlts, maybe he’s an assholt (in Italian).
 
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Old Nov 17, 2020 | 08:04 AM
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Stronza is how you say that in Italian :-)
 
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I wouldn't put that shlt on my pizza
 
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Old Nov 17, 2020 | 04:31 PM
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Chad, you know your Italian shlt!
 
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That shlt don't fly around here
 
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A mother shark is teaching her young one how to eat humans.....

"First, you go straight at them and then you circle them. You go straight at them again and circle them again. Finally, you go straight at them and then you eat them"

"But, mom, why can't I just eat them the first time around?"

"Well, I suppose you can, but why would you want to eat them with all the shlt still inside?"
 
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Old Nov 17, 2020 | 08:01 PM
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I can see that shlt happening..
 
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A nurse takes a rectal thermometer out of her pocket.

She says, "Shlt, some arsehole has my pen!"
 
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Was there shlt stains in her pocket
 
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Was she a pen nibbler?
 
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Shlt, does anyone have any mints..?
 
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Lol John. Gives new meaning to the phrase, “eat shlt and die”.
 
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Shlt....your temperature is off the charts..
 
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Come on.....Shlt!! will you
 
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Poor guy is expecting a gusher if he keeps the tp between his knees.
 
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