Illinois Chapter September 2019 BS Thread
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Miracle Grow and water works wonders.
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Cloudy all day here with a little drizzle first thing in the morning but was able to get quite a bit done today and pretty beat now..
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Howdy Don! 
She has a lot on her mind right now, the funeral will be Saturday, then she'll be able to collapse.
She has a lot on her mind right now, the funeral will be Saturday, then she'll be able to collapse.
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I found an old sack of fertilizer and thew it out there in June; musta worked. I planted a bunch of agronomic plants for the class. I'm very proud of my Illinois Cotton; bolls are looking fine. 
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Yeah it is a tough time.. My and Susan's prayers are with her and you
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That just means you'll sleep like a rock John.
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That's good.. Did you work on the porch or car?
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Tough week for sure! Will be thinking of you this weekend.
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Yeah, it's a real bug catcher for sure!
Here's that oldie, but moldy:
A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
She replied, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche; it's a Ferrari."
Here's that oldie, but moldy:
A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
She replied, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche; it's a Ferrari."
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Yeah, it's a real bug catcher for sure!
Here's that oldie, but moldy:
A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
She replied, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche; it's a Ferrari."
Here's that oldie, but moldy:
A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
She replied, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche; it's a Ferrari."
I remember that one...LOL