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Old Apr 25, 2019 | 06:38 AM
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Knock Knock!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you’re a poo.
 
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Old Apr 25, 2019 | 06:39 AM
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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No silly, cows go moo.
 
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Old Apr 25, 2019 | 06:39 AM
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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yes, they do.
 
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Old Apr 25, 2019 | 06:40 AM
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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel.
 
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Old Apr 25, 2019 | 06:41 AM
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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you.
 
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Old Apr 25, 2019 | 06:41 AM
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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O.
 
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Old Apr 25, 2019 | 06:42 AM
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Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Two knee.

Two knee who?

Two knee fish!
 
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Old Apr 25, 2019 | 06:43 AM
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Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow....

MOOOO!
 
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Old Apr 25, 2019 | 06:43 AM
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Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Nose.

Nose who?

I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
 
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Old Jun 18, 2019 | 07:48 AM
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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda Smellmop.

Wanda Smellmop who?

No, thanks, I’m not into scat.
 
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Old Jul 10, 2019 | 01:53 PM
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Knock Knock

I'm not home
 
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Old Jul 18, 2019 | 01:52 PM
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Knock Knock..

Who's There?

Cylinder 4!!!
 
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Old Jul 19, 2019 | 07:44 AM
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When you are a kid the scaresist noises come from under your bed-- When you are a adult they come from under your hood!
 
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Old Jul 25, 2019 | 03:00 PM
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When you get a knock on your door and nobody is there I wonder where the knock knock came from..
 
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Old Aug 12, 2019 | 02:32 PM
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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No I’m not!
 
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