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Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chicken.
Q. Why did the toad hop across the road?
A. He was following the chicken
Q: Why did half the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to its other side
Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
A: Because it already had the drumsticks.
A: It was stuck to the chicken.
Q. Why did the toad hop across the road?
A. He was following the chicken
Q: Why did half the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to its other side
Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
A: Because it already had the drumsticks.
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A librarian was very sad and alone in the library one day as there was no one around for her to help. These two chickens came through the door screeching “bouk bouk.” The librarian quickly got up and gave them each 5 books. The two chickens left satisfied. Just a few minutes later the same two chickens come through the door with no books screeching “bouk bouk.” The librarian once again jumped up and gave each chicken 15 books this time. The chickens leave satisfied once again. Then for the third time the chickens returned screeching “bouk bouk”, but this time being suspicious the librarian gave each chicken only one book and explained that they could only borrow more books once that had returned the others. As the chickens left the librarian slowly followed behind to see where all the chickens and the books were going. The chickens came to a stop by a pond and started throwing the books into the water. Appalled the librarian ran forward to tell them to stop but she suddenly noticed there were some frogs in the pond grabbing the books and throwing them back croaking behind “red-it… red-it”.
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Psychiatrist: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I think I’m a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell.
Patient: I think I’m a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell.