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Old May 13, 2018 | 08:58 PM
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Hello and bye John..LOL
 
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Howdy Don!

Was a great day here today.

Patty even had a great day, we went to the Diner for breakfast, and sat outside most of the day on the deck.
howdy Rick. That does sound like a great day..
 
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How was Don's day?
 
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My day was good..

Went to a new age church with 2 woman from the chorus that had been bugging me to go..
Figured I would throw them a bone and go cause it was Mother's Day...LOL

Then I had some work in the afternoon and went to a local restaurant that had a DJ tonight
 
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That was nice of you. You're going to have so many women on your back you won't know what to do.
 
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That was nice of you. You're going to have so many women on your back you won't know what to do.
I have a bunch now, but it doesn't help...LOL
 
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I have a bunch now, but it doesn't help...LOL
All of these years and nothing!

When it rains, it pours!
 
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Yeah I know, but it's not going how I would like..

None have money and big *****...
 
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Yeah I know, but it's not going how I would like..

None have money and big *****...
If you could find one with money. You could buy her big *****.
 
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That's true.. I would settle for that option...
 
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You don't want an old one with money. Her ***** would stretch to the floor
 
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If she has enough money they can be strung back up..
 
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If she has enough money they can be strung back up..
This is true.

You wouldn't want granny from the Playboy magazine. LOL
 
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This is true.

You wouldn't want granny from the Playboy magazine.
We have a woman around here that dresses in short dresses and tight blouses, but she is pushing 80 and shouldn't be going out in pubic that way...
 
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We have a woman around here that dresses in short dresses and tight blouses, but she is pushing 80 and shouldn't be going out in pubic that way...
Maybe she's looking for that guy with the rustypeter. LOL
 



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