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Old Dec 20, 2017 | 10:02 PM
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Was on a walk with Macy today when some jerk came running out of his house with his panties in a bunch claiming Macy shlt in his yard. When I said show me, he couldn't find any. Beastard probably didn't get any last night so he blamed me. Macy has never crapped in his yard. Said he was going to call the cops, chickenshlt never did, I waited all afternoon for them.
 
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Some people are just idiots... LOL

The cops probably went to his house and said where is it and what size was the dog..

Then laughed their way back to the station...
 
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I've never seen the preeck before today. He didn't call the cops for the same reason you said. Probably straightend out his panties and felt better. LOL
 
Old Dec 20, 2017 | 10:32 PM
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There is a moron born every minute, why do they all have to find their way to Peoria?
 
Old Dec 20, 2017 | 10:37 PM
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There is a moron born every minute, why do they all have to find their way to Peoria?
You can thanks all the safety things the government has instituted..

These idiot would have killed them selves, but now they live and make more idiots...
 
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I won't be mad, I'll get even! LOL
 
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You should walk across his lawn and take a big crap in the middle of it...
 
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You should walk across his lawn and take a big crap in the middle of it...
That would take too long. Maybe crap in a McDonald's cup and dump it in his yard as I walk by.
 
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Fill an Amazon box with crap and leave it on his porch..
 
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I could pickup all the dog crap that I find on our walks and fill a box. Plenty of people don't pickup after their dog.
 
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U am sure it wouldn't take long to fill it...LOL
 
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Big pile of deer crap along our walk. LOL
 
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Goto the farm and you can get horse and cow crap ...LOL
 



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