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Old Aug 28, 2003 | 07:41 AM
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Joke!

A 60 year old man is getting his annual physical.
"doc, do you think I'll live another forty years so I can reach a 100?" he asks.
"That depends" says the doctor.
"Do you smoke?"
"No"
"Do you drink?"
"No"
"Do you fool around with loose women?"
"Of course not!"
"Well then," says the doctor.
"Why the hell do you want to live for another forty years?"
 
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Old Aug 28, 2003 | 09:08 AM
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Very good

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