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Lawyer joke
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new BMW in front
of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got
out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely
tore off the driver's door of the BMW.
He immediately grabbed his mobile phone, dialed 911, and it
wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming hysterically telling the officer that his
BMW, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop
shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your
left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit
you!!!"
"My God!" screamed the lawyer
"Where's my Rolex?"
of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got
out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely
tore off the driver's door of the BMW.
He immediately grabbed his mobile phone, dialed 911, and it
wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming hysterically telling the officer that his
BMW, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop
shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your
left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit
you!!!"
"My God!" screamed the lawyer
"Where's my Rolex?"
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