Hi,

Just wondering about your favorite funny FTE quotes ( not necessarily ones that were meant to be funny).

Here are a couple of my favs, please pile on.

From the famous 'dumbest thing you ever did in your garage'
"So I ran down the driveway screaming like a girl"

From an old thread about male vs female drivers
"I hate it when my girlfriend drives. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY LICENSE BACK....." (emphasis mine)

hj