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Where did you last see the 10mm socket?
I last saw it on the edge of the driveway, where the tire from the truck displaced it to about 4 feet into the grass where the mower displaced it about 40 foot north, where the dog picked it up and buried it, next to the fire hydrant, and since the fire hydrant had a leak, the dirt washed away and washed the 10mm down the street to the sewer drain. Soon after the leaves filled up the sewer drain so the City came by and cleaned the sewer drain, snagging the 10mm and dropping it back on the street. A small child came by, and put it in his mouth, then dropped it on the table next to his mother. His Mother recognized it as a 10mm socket, and placed in on a shelf in the garage for her husband to put back into his tool box. A week later you needed a 10mm socket in a hurry and went to the neighbors to borrow his, which he loaned you, then the adventure starts over.
I last saw it on the edge of the driveway, where the tire from the truck displaced it to about 4 feet into the grass where the mower displaced it about 40 foot north, where the dog picked it up and buried it, next to the fire hydrant, and since the fire hydrant had a leak, the dirt washed away and washed the 10mm down the street to the sewer drain. Soon after the leaves filled up the sewer drain so the City came by and cleaned the sewer drain, snagging the 10mm and dropping it back on the street. A small child came by, and put it in his mouth, then dropped it on the table next to his mother. His Mother recognized it as a 10mm socket, and placed in on a shelf in the garage for her husband to put back into his tool box. A week later you needed a 10mm socket in a hurry and went to the neighbors to borrow his, which he loaned you, then the adventure starts over.
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