LOL, I saw those. However, all that has to happen is for little Mikey to come flying down the hill on a tricycle and lose control followed by being skewered by one of those things---makes me shudder.

 

A lot of "glass half empty" comments here, but instead I picture traffic parting like the Red Sea as this Big-Bad-Skewer-Warhead-BikeShredding-PriusPiercing-DrunkTripperSlaughtering-ShoppingCartKilling-DeerCollecting Monster rolls down the road

Uhm...think you can get a Tesla Coil to arc between them? Ready-to-Eat Deer meat...MMMmmmmm!

 

The next big party trick!

 

Apoc, you got yourself a really nice looking bumper there, maybe not as nice as mine, but still a very nice looking setup!

 

Ok... time to post up some progress

After taking Bad Horse for a gallop "off road" for the first time in some huge gravel I somehow developed a leak in my ESOF system. Fearing for the worst I panicked and made another thread, texted and called 3 different members (you know who you are) and thought I had ruined my truck. Turns out I lost my Vacuum canister due to not having my inner fenders installed since I have yet to finish my header swap. Well in the mean time I ordered these: Super serious off road hoses as they are apparently a HUGE weak link in the system. They came in and I was dreading installing them but I wanted my truck to have AC coming out of the vents more so I went to Harbor Freight and bought this: Electric Impact Wrench and it I swear cut 90% of the work time and frustration out of the job! I used one at Razzis house and it was amazing. I have never not had access to compressed air or a lift until I moved here so I hate working on things now. Anyway, I got that and pulled the wheels off and swapped the hoses over and still the issue wasn't fixed (sadface). Well yesterday I went to the place I lost my canister after about a week and it was still there!!!! So I put it on and no change. Again I was quite let down but ready to come back to the forum and get more help. Before I did as a random idea I swapped the hoses on the vacuum canister an low and behold VENTS!!!!! So everything is fixed and even though the ESOF hoses weren't the issue I extremely recommend replacing them if you plan on keeping the OEM set-up. Here's some pics, enjoy them as you see fit and thanks for all the help diagnosing everything guys!

 

Looks like 3 feet.......................and a pair of hoses!

Glad to see that you got everything fixed and working as it should once again.

 

That's great, now sit back and wait for the snow

 

You mean the snow we've had the last two years but I've had my 2wd for?

 

You should probably take this time to service the hubs.

 

Good deal you got it fixed.

What is your floor jack capacity rated at?

 

Where is the rest of your toenails?

 

He has them nearby....

 

I was actually curious if he is a nervous picker like I am or if that is just how they are? Luckily I have some control and my nails aren't bad but my brother is a pretty bad picker and his nails are all way back into the skin.

 

Ah yeah, your not getting away that easy

 

I have two X's!