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Today's Joke.
This small boy had a bottle of hydrochloric acid and was putting one drop on every ant that walked by. With each drop, a resulting puff of smoke and the boy would say, "Die you little creep".
A Priest walking by noticed the boy and asked him what he was doing.
The child said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world, watch this, poof another ant disappears.
Oh no my son, says the Priest, THIS is the most powerful liquid in the world and produces a small bottle of holy water from his pocket for the child to see.
Just last week, two drops of this on a woman’s stomach in the sign of the cross made her pass a very difficult baby.
That's nothing said the boy. One drop of this on a cats rearend made him pass a F-150 SVO a couple minutes ago.
A Priest walking by noticed the boy and asked him what he was doing.
The child said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world, watch this, poof another ant disappears.
Oh no my son, says the Priest, THIS is the most powerful liquid in the world and produces a small bottle of holy water from his pocket for the child to see.
Just last week, two drops of this on a woman’s stomach in the sign of the cross made her pass a very difficult baby.
That's nothing said the boy. One drop of this on a cats rearend made him pass a F-150 SVO a couple minutes ago.
Today's Joke.
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