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Allen, have fun laying the tile. Just take your time and work until you're feeling like it's time to quit. You can always finish the next day.
He's had the car about a year and a half.
Bingo! That'd be the same one.
He's had the car about a year and a half.
Bingo! That'd be the same one.
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Afternoon gents. Been a bugger of a week so far. Finals week and I got some tough ones comin up.
Don: My plan is to leave my place somewhere between 900 and 1000, its about 3.5hrs over. I have a Final meeting to attend sat. morning at 0730 for Calculus 3, our teach is treating us to breakfast.
How big are the jacks??????
Tiny: I will see you friday @ 1200. I have to run into OC next week anyway and talk with SSG Edwards, Im gonna see if he can order me a couple things. So, if I have the jacks ill hand em over.
Anyway, I need to get my *** back in the grass if im gonna make it out. might be bck this evening.
Don: My plan is to leave my place somewhere between 900 and 1000, its about 3.5hrs over. I have a Final meeting to attend sat. morning at 0730 for Calculus 3, our teach is treating us to breakfast.
How big are the jacks??????
Tiny: I will see you friday @ 1200. I have to run into OC next week anyway and talk with SSG Edwards, Im gonna see if he can order me a couple things. So, if I have the jacks ill hand em over.
Anyway, I need to get my *** back in the grass if im gonna make it out. might be bck this evening.
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Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 63,176
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From: Great Falls, Montana
Good afternoon ...........
Todays "funny" to share.........
Please revise your copy of the Periodic Table accordingly.
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been
named "Governmentium."
Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four
days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass
will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more
morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass."
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - a
compound which radiates just as much energy, since it has half as many
peons but twice as many morons.
Todays "funny" to share.........
Please revise your copy of the Periodic Table accordingly.
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been
named "Governmentium."
Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four
days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass
will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more
morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass."
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - a
compound which radiates just as much energy, since it has half as many
peons but twice as many morons.
Lead Driver
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 8,062
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From: Central Oregon
Have fun with that Tiny!
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From: Paradise Found!
Good afternoon ...........
Todays "funny" to share.........
Please revise your copy of the Periodic Table accordingly.
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been
named "Governmentium."
Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four
days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass
will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more
morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass."
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - a
compound which radiates just as much energy, since it has half as many
peons but twice as many morons.
Todays "funny" to share.........
Please revise your copy of the Periodic Table accordingly.
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been
named "Governmentium."
Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four
days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass
will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more
morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass."
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - a
compound which radiates just as much energy, since it has half as many
peons but twice as many morons.
Now that is funny! Sad and true, but still funny! Somebody rep Roy for me. My rep gun is jammed.......
FTE Legend
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 127,357
Likes: 3
From: Peoria, Illinois
Good afternoon ...........
Todays "funny" to share.........
Please revise your copy of the Periodic Table accordingly.
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been
named "Governmentium."
Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four
days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass
will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more
morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass."
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - a
compound which radiates just as much energy, since it has half as many
peons but twice as many morons.
Todays "funny" to share.........
Please revise your copy of the Periodic Table accordingly.
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been
named "Governmentium."
Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four
days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass
will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more
morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass."
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - a
compound which radiates just as much energy, since it has half as many
peons but twice as many morons.