Kowalsky..
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Kowalsky..
..............I've heard some recent rumblings about fish actually feeling
pain, contrary to what fishermen have been saying for
hundreds of years. PETA, of course, is calling for all
fishermen to "lay down their reels." But let me tell you about
a new breed of fish the Department of the Interior was trying to
create.
They started by crossing the Koho Salmon with a Walleye
Pike and called the new fish a Ko-Wal. The results were
perfect. The fish tasted great, reproduced well and was just
what they wanted but only one thing. No one would go fishing
for it because it wouldn't fight. It wasn't any fun so it was back
to the drawing board.
Then they found the answer. They crossed the Ko-Wal with the
Musky, the greatest fighting game fish ever. Now they had a
fish that tasted great and fought like hell. Only problem was,
when they named it Kowalsky, it drowned . . .
pain, contrary to what fishermen have been saying for
hundreds of years. PETA, of course, is calling for all
fishermen to "lay down their reels." But let me tell you about
a new breed of fish the Department of the Interior was trying to
create.
They started by crossing the Koho Salmon with a Walleye
Pike and called the new fish a Ko-Wal. The results were
perfect. The fish tasted great, reproduced well and was just
what they wanted but only one thing. No one would go fishing
for it because it wouldn't fight. It wasn't any fun so it was back
to the drawing board.
Then they found the answer. They crossed the Ko-Wal with the
Musky, the greatest fighting game fish ever. Now they had a
fish that tasted great and fought like hell. Only problem was,
when they named it Kowalsky, it drowned . . .
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From: Charleston, SC
Kowalsky..
I thought we stopped Polish jokes ten years ago. You just heard that one?
It came from a album called 'Truck Stop' by Gene Tracey in 1980
It came from a album called 'Truck Stop' by Gene Tracey in 1980
Last edited by 1997RangerXLT; Jul 2, 2003 at 04:40 PM.
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