So.......Which one are you ?
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So.......Which one are you ?
What is a Cat ?
1) Cats do what they want
2)They rarely listen to you
3)They are totally unpredictable
4)They whine when they aren't happy
5)When you want to play,they want to be alone
6)When you want to be alone,they want to play
7)They expect you to cater to their every need
8)They're Moody
9)They leave hair everywhere.
10)They drive you nuts and cost an arm & a leg
Conclusion: They're tiny women in Fur coats
What is a Dog?
1)Dogs Lie around all day,sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house
2)They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,butdon't hear you when you're in the same room.
3)They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4)They growl when they aren't happy.
5)When you want to play,they want to play.
6)When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7)They are great at begging.
8)They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9)They leave their toys everywhere.
10) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try and give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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So.......Which one are you ?
to quote: The King: "I ain't nuthin' but a hound dawg!" 
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Cats: Don't bark, you can sleep with them and not smell bad or have drool in your bed and they wont take up the whole bed. Don't have to be walked. Clean themselves
Dogs: Loud, smelly, obnoxious, walk them, too BIG unless they are yappy rug decoration.
Dogs: Loud, smelly, obnoxious, walk them, too BIG unless they are yappy rug decoration.
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So.......Which one are you ?
We have a dog and a cat. They each have there own good things and their own bad things. We wouldn't take anything for either one though. We've had the cat for 14 years and the dog for 8 years.
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So.......Which one are you ?
Wolves:
1) The epitome of the wild spirit. If 5.0 liters do the job, a 7.0 with a blower will do it much more satisfactorily.
2) Friendly, social, and highly intelligent. You will almost always find them at the local swap meet.
3) Strong sense of family - they live by carefully defined rules and rituals. These include defending the Alpha Female to the death, or until the cops come; whichever comes first.
4) They are territorial - there are certain areas that are sacred. The Holy Garage, for example.
5) There is always an Alpha Male, and an Alpha Female. Sometimes several Alpha Females... >=op
6) Wolves do not fight unnecessarily, they don't have to demonstrate it. Very often a few choice comments regarding an adversaries probable ancestry will suffice.
7) Wolves are fond of Pizza, and Taco Bell type foods...
8) Wolves are of course predators, their prey consists most often of old, lame, or poorly engineered vehicles such as Chevrolets, Toyota's, and various MOPAR products built after 1973.
9) Wolves have a complex system of vocal communications: They howl, bark, growl, and at times curse vehemently - especially when encountering rusty bolts.
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> We have a dog and a cat. They each have there own good
>things and their own bad things. We wouldn't take anything
>for either one though. We've had the cat for 14 years and
>the dog for 8 years.
You never answered the question,Which one are YOU
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>things and their own bad things. We wouldn't take anything
>for either one though. We've had the cat for 14 years and
>the dog for 8 years.
You never answered the question,Which one are YOU
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HOOWWWLLL!!
You can place your bets on the two choices. I am an Alpha Female often referred to as a BIT@&, especially by my kids. And the garage is mainly my territory. 6 dogs 4kids and a husband who is an over the road truck driver.
Do It All Mommy Doll
You can place your bets on the two choices. I am an Alpha Female often referred to as a BIT@&, especially by my kids. And the garage is mainly my territory. 6 dogs 4kids and a husband who is an over the road truck driver.
Do It All Mommy Doll
