So I'm browsing eBay and come across a "resistor" that promises 85HP and up to 30mpg increase. W.T.F?!?! is up with this? haha

http://www.ebay.com/itm/PERFORMANCE-CHIP-FUEL-GAS-SAVER-FORD-CARS-TRUCKS-AND-SUVS-ALL-MAKES-1986-2013-/310820597843?pt=Motors_Car_Truck_Parts_Accessories&fits=Model%3AExcursion&hash=item485e59f053&vxp=mtr

 

A fool and his money will soon part .

 

Because the sheeple who would buy that resistor are gullible and stupid.

I mean, with years and years of trying to improve MPG and power, heaven forbid the car makers were too stupid to realize adding a simple resistor to the vehicle would garner 30+ MPG and almost another 100 hp.

Stewart

 

Took me about 8 minutes to install over the summer on my V10. Saw a increase in HP & tongue. Went from 14 to 34 mpg highway and towing mpg went from 8 to 23mpg. With this I am now offering my 2003 V10 with this resistor already installed for $35,000. Enjoy the laugh. I'm still getting the same mileage as the rest of use and would never even try one of these.

 

I think I will buy 2, then I should get an increase of 170 hp and at least 60 more mpg!

 

Darn thing doesn't work on diesels. Oh well.

 

Oh no, they have one for the 7.3's too!

Every-so-often someone will post a link to an ebay ad in the 7.3L forum that is selling a product that is essentially the 10k mod.

Stewart

 

My truck is a 1985. Darn it won't fit mine.

 

Hate to admit it but I bought one back in the day It was when they could get away with more and it was the "Vortech" brand and I was 16 and huge into Mustangs. I always wanted to supercharge my stang and thought getting what they called the "Vortech" chipset I could slowly build up my kit. That was one sad day when it came in the mail I'm 31 now and still remember that lesson

 

Oh thats it! Thats freaking IT!!! Im buying a couple...Im going to install them on top of each other and then Ill be getting like.....60 miles a gallon! And you suckers will be stuck with 12! Ha! Ha! And a HA!

 

Wow... better than a programmer!
I'm gonna get 16 of em!
If I put two together in series per cylinder I can double the power per cylinder!
What a deal!
Now if I can just find the Flux Capacitor the Mod will be complete!
LOL

 

Hahahahahaha oh my god this is some funny **** by the way new on the forums and already like it .

 

Shhhh!!! Dont give the secret of a 10K resistor away..... it can cure many diseases too.... add 10 and have 1000 HP!!! I cant believe someone let the cat out of the bag....

 

I'm shocked that "Big Oil " has not bought them out yet . Like the bought and hid the 140 mpg carb. ! LOL

 

Reminds me of the magnets from JC Whitney that attach to your fuel lines and were guaranteed to save gas or your money back.