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Oct 13, 2013 | 07:09 PM

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BuckHammer

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Haha, that thing is cheesy as hell.

Oct 13, 2013 | 07:10 PM

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BuckHammer

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It looks like that thing would be a pain in the *** to keep in your lane while driving. You can see that it's about as wide as his parking spot. Why do that? Zero margin for error.

Oct 13, 2013 | 10:40 PM

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fordman67

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Zero cool factor also!!!

Oct 13, 2013 | 10:42 PM

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fordman67

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Quote:

Originally Posted by martin72

You could buy the truck and sell the bumper for scrap and pay for the truck.LOL

You got that right kevin!

Oct 14, 2013 | 12:06 AM

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oldbird1965

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I wonder if its over 8 1/2' wide? I think that's the legal limit. My 5er is 8 1/2' wide and sometimes going thru some of those tight construction zones is like threading a needle!

Oct 14, 2013 | 11:05 AM

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woodtrucker

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Haha! I saw that this morning Bill! That was hilarious. You could fit torpedo's in both those bumpers!

Oct 14, 2013 | 11:09 AM

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woodtrucker

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stick a couple cruise missiles in those bumpers and you could knock a few Pre-I's (plural for prius) off the road as you pass them and then blow some smoke on them in the ditch!

Oct 14, 2013 | 11:50 AM

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2ndStroke

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Quote:

Originally Posted by woodtrucker

stick a couple cruise missiles in those bumpers and you could knock a few Pre-I's (plural for prius) off the road as you pass them and then blow some smoke on them in the ditch!

hahahah

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Oct 14, 2013 | 12:00 PM

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cowmilker08

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Quote:

Originally Posted by woodtrucker

stick a couple cruise missiles in those bumpers and you could knock a few Pre-I's (plural for prius) off the road as you pass them and then blow some smoke on them in the ditch!

Would it be spelled Prii, like radii?

Oct 14, 2013 | 12:22 PM

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woodtrucker

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yeah. sorry. that's right. Prii...

Oct 14, 2013 | 01:20 PM

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madpogue

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Q: What do you call a Prius driver who is clueless about the environmental impact of the batteries the car is using, let alone the dangers of the high-voltage EMF surrounding the occupants?

A: A Prion.

That bumper would be great for parades, for the king and queen to stand on it and throw candy..... I'm guessing they built the rear bumper just to offset the weight of the front one.