Sorry Tim but wat the heck is a chia pet? Like a chinchilla?

 

Official site for Chia Seeds and Softgels, Chia Pet, Ove Glove, The Clapper, Garden Claw and other products from Joseph Enterprises.


But I think the best one for you is this one.....

Chia Hello Kitty

Or this one....

Chia Kung Fu Panda


Chia Pets. I re-gift them the same day I get them.


Timothy

 

Wth! Lmao! Kinda like sea monkeys. Interesting.

 

just buy a new jack from harbor Freight, throw it in the truck! $79, look for coupons in your Diesel truck mags

next time, call me! I can come to your assistance!

 

Bobby,

Thanks for the offer. When this happened I was up near Hamilton. So I was a ways away.

I think there is a jack (probably the jack from the truck) floating around Man-Land. My son and I had a discussion about ownership, and I think he put it with his stuff. As soon as I find it again I am going to claim it and put it back in my truck.


Timothy

 

Just now got a chance to read this.
Sorry to hear about the hard luck with the truck day, Timothy, but it does look like there was a lot of potential there for things to have gone mightily bad. Although, I know still an expensive day.
You and Dom managed to provide a good and much needed laugh, though.

Thanks for sharing.

 

Thanks Jay! Apparently Snuggy's exorcism worked! (I know - I can't believe I wrote that either...) Not only is my truck performing flawlessly today, but so are all the other trucks, cars, RVs, lawn tractors, household appliances, and swimming pool equipment with 200 yards of my house. It's like he dropped a evil spirit H-bomb here.

Seriously, yes, I dodged a bullet when that tire went. Most of the damage was fixed by the insurance. Buying new tires hurt, but I was going to buy them this summer anyway, so the time line just got moved up. And now I don't need to worry about batteries for three years. So, I think I am in good shape here, in spite of the carnage.

Timothy

 

Thanks for the compliments, Tim! Lol. I try but the alien chicks with the 3rd nipple always distracts me. So if it works, great. If not, there's always holy water I keep around for extreme situations.

 

Holy Water??? It looks like iced tea, smells like grape Popsicles, and causes the cat to run and hide for a few days at a time. Plus I think I know where it comes from. And if I am right, even if we were seeing alien invasions, locusts, plagues, pestilence, the end of Shiner beer, the earth falling into the sun, and gangs of giant spiders sucking the juices out of our bodies, all of this at one time, I'd still say to you, lets hang on to that stuff until it gets serious. 'Cause its never going to wash out of my shoes when you start splashing that stuff around and I hate looking for the cat.



Timothy

 

Lmfao! I'd help u look for the cat.

 

Timothy, any time The Snug is offering to help you look for your cat might be a good time to stop, raise one eyebrow, stroke your chin, and think ... "hmmm ... why?"

 

Jay,

You are a wise man. Fortunately for my cat, she is smarter at hiding than Snug is at finding cats. Plus, she will smell that after-shave... I mean "holy water", about a half mile away.

I think I'll put my money on the cat.


Timothy

 

If all else fails, let us pray...... For *******!