"Take me to the Brig.....I want to see the real Marines."
Gen Chesty Puller. USMC

 

"Now you're cooking with peanut oil"

 

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.

Edward Abbey

 

I didn't know b a l l s was a censored word on here

 

It's not, Steph


Bill P is quoting Phil Robinson

 

Wooh that was weird cuz I saw my last quote got the asterisk for it, and now I look again and it says it.....weird

 

Roberton, I believe. Boom, boom, boom.

I follow the more modern Phil-osophers.

 

You're right, Robertson. My bad

 

-General McAuliffe's response to Major Schweinhund when asked if he would surrender Bastogne to the krauts.

 

"Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome."

- Oscar Levant

 

Freedom is not Free.

Jim

 

Measure with a micrometer, mark with a crayon and cut with an ax.

 

Do, or do not. There is no "try".

 

Here is a couple of my top fav.

1). "Its Good to be the King" Mel Brooks history of the world part one

2). "I woke up on the High side of the grass today" my dad

3). "today is a good day because I am being seen, Not viewed"
This is from a gentleman I once knew in Northlake Ill. (He ALWAYS had a smile and a good clean joke....