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Old May 23, 2003 | 08:04 AM
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Got this on e-mail:

They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-three students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt. Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and moms freely brushed away tears.

This class would not pray during the commencements—not by choice but because of a recent court ruling prohibiting it. The principal and several students were careful to stay within the guidelines allowed by the ruling. They gave inspirational and challenging speeches, but no one mentioned divine guidance and no one asked for blessings on the graduates or their families.

The speeches were nice, but they were routine ... until the final
Speech received a standing ovation. A solitary student walked proudly to the microphone. He stood still and silent for just a moment, and then he delivered his speech. An astounding SNEEZE! The rest of the students rose immediately to their feet, and in unison said, "GOD BLESS YOU."

The audience exploded into applause. The graduating class had found a unique way to invoke God's blessing on their future in spite of the court ruling.
 
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Old May 23, 2003 | 08:11 AM
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Good for them!
 
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Old May 23, 2003 | 09:28 PM
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Smart kids!
 
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Old May 23, 2003 | 11:43 PM
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That was cool man..

Good ideal
 
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Old May 23, 2003 | 11:47 PM
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Talk about perfect timing.
 
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