Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.

As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to
the brain, so.........Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it.
"OK, relax, clear your mind and....... begin.



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1. What do you put in a toaster?























Answer: "bread". If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.


If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.




2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?









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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question.Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said, "water" then proceed to Question 3.




3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?









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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these
questions????? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.



4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?




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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said
ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.


5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?




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Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.


6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from
London to Milford Haven in Wales.In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen,six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for god's sake! It was YOU, you dummy. Read the first line!!!

 

Man

Can I re-take it
lol

 

MILK DOH DOH DOH !
Nice lol

 

Thank's i needed that..................... I think.
What was the question?

 

I missed the last one, duh!! this does not inspire confidence for the coming school year.....

 

well im glad to say i got them all, ive heard the milk one before tho, if i didnt know these were trick questions tho i probably would have got them wrong.

 

Where did you get this wierd clock that moves one degree per hour? Does it show a full circle face with 360 hours? Just curious.

 

Try figuring it out mathematically, see if it's right!

 

I have done that test before, and the sad thing is, I still got it wrong.

So much for education..

Theo, PhD, ThD,DD.

 

I'm 19 and I didn't get past the first one. I thought of toast

Guess you cant loose something you never had? So I have nothing to worry about
Chado

 

On the clock thing, I just realized we're not playing with a real clock.

With a real clock,

There are 360 degrees in a full circle.

The hour hand travels a full circle every 12 hours.

Therefore the hour hand really moves 30 degrees per hour (360/12 hours) which equates to 1/2 a degree every minute (30/60 minutes).


In our little test here (Thanks Million) it only travels 1/60 of a degree per minute.

 

Ok heres one

there is a train 1 mile long, travelin 60 mph,up ahead there is a tunnel 1 mile long, how long will it take the train to travel completley thru the tunnel?

 

Huh? What was the question again? Who am I? What is my name? Who are you again? How did you get in here?
I think I'm going back to bed, my head is hurting.

 

2 minutes for train? I don't know, after my last bus driving job I can't even remember who I am. So I better not become an Engineer.

 

The train will take 2 minutes but only if there's light at the end of the tunnel.