Work Ethic.
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Work Ethic.
Work Ethic
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or
anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked!
Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving
19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing terrorists.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city
governments And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, Leaving 1,212,000
to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your butt, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice, real nice...
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or
anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked!
Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving
19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing terrorists.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city
governments And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, Leaving 1,212,000
to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your butt, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice, real nice...
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From: Mississippi
Work Ethic.
hahaha...But in all truth,man thats almost true...
Only reason I am on my butt today is becasue it rained like heck last night and is still raining and just letting my crops get flooded,Hope it stops soon so i can help you do all the work
Only reason I am on my butt today is becasue it rained like heck last night and is still raining and just letting my crops get flooded,Hope it stops soon so i can help you do all the work
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