The Sentence Game
May 4, 2012 | 06:40 PM
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From: Coeur d alene, Id
"not quite yet sir" says jim, "john here has been goofing off all afternoon, and you know john just sadi about your wife?"
May 4, 2012 | 06:45 PM
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"I WHAT? YOU LYING *******! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" John picks up a pry bar and starts running towards Jim.
May 4, 2012 | 07:01 PM
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to which the CO replies, "john dont make me open a can of whoop a$$ on you, no get back to work!"
May 4, 2012 | 07:12 PM
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John stops "Yes sir. Sorry sir. I popped a stim to help me with this repair job and I guess it got the better of me. It won't happen again sir."
May 4, 2012 | 09:37 PM
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From: Smithfield N.C.
It had better not! What good would be with a pry bar in his head?
May 4, 2012 | 10:18 PM
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John relaxes, "Understood sir. Has there been any word on the other repairs to the substation?"
May 5, 2012 | 06:39 AM
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John suddenly wakes up and realizes it was all just a crazy dream.
May 5, 2012 | 11:06 AM
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Or was it a dream? He asked as he was still clutching the pry bar...what happened? He asked himself
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May 5, 2012 | 11:16 AM
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He rubs his eyes and stares at the bar. Suddenly, the telephone rings.
May 5, 2012 | 11:28 AM
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It's his best friend Jim on the phone and wants to know if he can stop over and take a look at his portable generator because it has quit charging.
May 5, 2012 | 12:36 PM
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"Yeah, all right Jim. I'll be over in a few. Gotta get cleaned up first" he puts the phone down and thinks "Damn, can things get any stranger today?..." He almost forgets he's still holding the pry bar and lays it down on the bed.
May 5, 2012 | 03:57 PM
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John gets in the shower to clean up and hears a knock at the front door.
May 5, 2012 | 06:04 PM
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Muttering obscenities under his breath, he wraps a towel around himself and goes to see who it is.
May 5, 2012 | 08:49 PM
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Oh no, Johovahs witnesses, Do I open it or not?
May 6, 2012 | 12:18 AM
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With an evil smile creeping across his face, he drops the towel he was using to cover himself with then throws the door wide open.
