Sorry the top part of my post was a quote from Ian123. Darn mobile devices.

 

If you spend more time selecting a synthetic oil than you did picking a name for your first born child...you might own a 6 litre.
If you stare at your oil filter cap every time you open the hood just to make extra sure it hasn't somehow morphed into an aftermarket cap...you might own a 6 litre.
If you have a cardboard box you call the "crash cart" with all of your no start diagnostics waiting in it...you might own a 6 litre.
If you can pull your turbo and get it back on with no exhaust leaks...you probably have owned a 6 litre for a few years.
If you know a BB mod isn't necessaraly a moderator on a bulletin board...you might own a 6 litre.

 

If your vocabulary includes the word "fick-um" and have spoken to a guy named Ed, you might own a 6 litre.

If you have returned from a great anniversary weekend at the hot springs and hear something funny coming from the engine, the first stop at Burger King for lunch, pop the hood, then meet your wife at the counter, order lunch, find a seat and call Clay at Riffraff diesel and order CAC boots, you might own a 6 litre.

 

If, while at a dealer getting your oil changed, and notice all the techs in the shop looking at your engine, and one comes out to ask you "what is that you have on your motor?" If you answer, "coolant filter" you might own a 6 litre.

 

If you think SCT is the only company that makes a good tuner...you might own a 6.0

 

If your neighbor has come out of his house and found you leaning over your motor while standing on your "tow hooks" in slippers in the rain taking pictures of something on your engine........ you probably own a 6 litre.

If your neighbor came out of his house and asks "why the electrical cord hooked to front of your truck"? And you politely answer with one word "Hybrid" you might own a 6 litre.

When you are asked "what kind of mileage do you get with that thing?" And you answer, "I didn't buy it for the mileage" You probably own a 6 litre.

 

If your Wife hands you the "Harbor Freight" Christmas sale add, and says " Mark the things you want for Christmas" You might own a 6 litre.

If you got an "impact wrench" for Christmas just to remove the Tranny filter canister every 30,000 miles,, you might own a 6 litre.

 

Last one:

If you have ever wondered when, someone out there was going to do a "live Group SKYPE video chat" so you would have an excuse to sit back and drink beer all weekend and help a guy in "Somewhere, USA", change his oil cooler from the comfort of my living room. You might be a 6 litre owner.


"Hey buddy, could you move your lap top a bit closer? Yeah, just put it up there on the degas bottle, thanks"

Good night!

 

If you do more oil analysis checks than health checks you might own a 6.0

Awesome thread... too funny!

 

If you are single because your wife heard " BABY I NEED ANOTER INJECTOR" you definitely own a 6.0

 

If your doctor ordered a blood test, and you called Blackstone...you just might own a 6 liter.

 

If you have more TUNES on your computer for your truck than for your iPod
You might just own a 6.0 liter

 

If you spend more time on this forum then with your wife...you most defiantly own a 6.0

 

If your truck can beat a 5.0l mustang to the next light..you might own a 6 liter

 

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