I would buy you a chocolate bar

 

You drink your sorrows away yet

 

That's most kind of you George!

 

Regardless of how you feel about it, if you have a woman youve gotta take care of her on valentines day if you expect anything for March 14th
Plus she got me a bottle of Woodford Reserve, mmmm.

 

I took care of mine yesterday! Got her 1/2 carat diamond earrings! (I won them in my dentist drawing for Feb... lol dont think id spend money on rocks other than the only one that matters). along with a card and a nice dinner she was a happy camper!

and if i think youre talkin about what i think ur talkin about then..
Im expecting a prime cut 20oz marinaded and grilled to perfection! EVEN IF ITS RAINING I WANT IT GRILLED!! as for the other part of the day... we'll see where it leads.

 

Girls are funny. Most of them will pretend not to like Valentine's Day, but if you DON'T get them something, trust me boys you are EFFED. Take my girl for example... I brought up the V-day idea back in January and she vehemently claimed "I can't stand that holiday, it's too Hall-marky. You shouldn't have to show you love someone on a certain day because society says so..." so I let it drop. Without muttering a word to her, I ordered her a gift online and had it shipped to her (long distance relationship...) and sent her a card in the mail.
Sunday evening she tells me "your Valentine is on its way." What's that you say? I thought you deplored V-day! "Well I do.. but I wanted to get you something anyway." Yeah, I was born in ID but I didn't just fall off a potato truck. I still didn't tell her that I sent her anything.
Monday night I get a message, something to the tune of "you're a *****, but thank you very much for the gift, I love it. I also got your card today and really enjoyed the note you included inside."

Moral of the story... you have to listen to your girl, but listening to her and understanding her are two completely different things. You have to KNOW her to understand her. And I don't think there is a woman alive who doesn't appreciate a gift that was given with some thought put into it. A box of chocolates and/or a dozen roses does NOT count There's today's lesson in love from Dr. Chase

Oh PS... not only is my girlfriend incredibly sexy (no I won't post pics so don't ask) she also drives a 96 F250 CCSB 4x4 PSD with a 5 speed, 4" lift on 35's, stage 1's, intercooled, and chipped.

 

I'm personally a bone-in ribeye kind of guy. Waygu if you really wanna go all out. But I could care less if it was an uncooked hot dog or even a piece of cheap bubblegum for that matter

 

Man I wish my woman drove a PSD.

Agreed on putting up a little effort. Doesn't have to be major. Plus I got a Riffraff gift certificate out of the deal.

 

Bitter end! Psd not running! Broke up with the women last Thursday.

 

Well DANG its a good thing you broke up with all of them before V-day... woulda been EXPENSIVEEEEE and hard to manipulate all of that in one day.

 

Hey, hey, now I ran 2 a few years ago. One long distance and one locate.

 

I didn't plan it this way, but a guy can only take so much. I was trying to work thing out with the ex. Who is the mother of my daughter. We were back together for 2 months.

 

You may not, but I know someone who might be tempted to..

I'm in the bitter crowd. Can't stand Valentines day. Maybe it's b/c I absolutely suck at buying gifts or b/c there is soooo many days of the year where she gets gifts and I get nada, but either way I hate it. LOL

 

OH chit! That's the last time I send you anything via text! At least there's one person here who knows I'm telling the truth though

 

Definitely telling the truth!!!