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Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Or Leak Every Time
Fantastic Or Radical Driving
Tree05 (305) Tree Fibby (350) Fofiddyfo (454)
Impaler (impala) Exploder (explorer) Sillyrado (duh)
Dodge satelite=sputnick
Honduh or hondumb Mitsubishi mityshibby
toyota yoda anything foriegn=rice rice yucky
PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate
Performance Is Not The Object
Put In New Transmission Often
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
Pyrotechnics Is Naturally The Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
MITSUBISHI
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
FORD
Flip over read directions
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Rockville Dump
Fails On Rainy Days
Fastest On Race Day
First On Race Day (proven false)
Fourth On Race Day (of the "Big Three", fourth is pretty bad!)
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Found On Road Dead
Found On Rubbish Dump
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fool Only Runs Downhill (expletive replaced)
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Freaky Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
Fork Over Repair Dough
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Forward Only, Reverse Defective
Forced On Reluctant Drivers