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Old Oct 26, 2011 | 01:39 PM
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My teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed.





My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too - especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now?

 
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Old Oct 26, 2011 | 07:14 PM
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When a teacher persues a personal agenda it takes a special person to bust it right into their face.

- I love doing that
 
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Old Oct 26, 2011 | 09:17 PM
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Lol I love that! Too funny.
 
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Old Oct 26, 2011 | 09:31 PM
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TEACHER: "How many fingers am I holding up?"

LITTLE JOHNNY: "OF TEQUILA?"


*the teacher made him sit down...


 
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Old Oct 26, 2011 | 10:34 PM
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hahahah! thats great!
 
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