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Old Feb 22, 2015 | 11:12 PM
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Because if it was black, we would never see it and wouldn't know it was there.


Why do men have nipples?
 
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Evolution.



What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?
 
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Evolution.



What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
 
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Old Feb 23, 2015 | 11:17 AM
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African or European?
Exactly the answer I was looking for...

If employees are dissatisfied when disgruntled are they gruntled when happy?
 
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If employees are dissatisfied when disgruntled are they gruntled when happy?
Yes. (Gruntle - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary)

Whenever dog food is marketed as having an "Improved Flavor" or is "Better Tasting", who's testing it?...
 
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Not me!!!

Why can't we ever have world peace??
 
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who loves there neighbour?
 
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Why can't we ever have world peace??

Because war is too profitable.

Do you believe in a global banking conspiracy?
 
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Because war is too profitable.

Do you believe in a global banking conspiracy?
No, because it is not a conspiracy, it's true.

See my sig.

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the last place you put it

why ask why???
 
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Try Bud Dry...

Who's buying the next round here??
 
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You are.


Why is there never an oil strike when gas is 4.00 per gallon ,but when it's 2.00 per gallon ,all of a sudden it s an unsafe place to work??
 
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Anything to stick it to the consumer.


How long till gas is $5/gal again!?!
 
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Probably soon after the strike is over so it can be used as an excuse to put it to us again.


Why were there so many hurricanes in 2005 that went through the alphabet and 6 Greek letters also ?
 
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Because we also named thundershowers with really strong winds and not just hurricanes.



How come we now name "winter storms"?
 
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