Mens Rules!
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Mens Rules!
[font color=red]The rules as written by men.
[font color=black]Rule 1:Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.All comments become null and void after seven days.
Rule 2:If you don't want to dress like Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
Rule 3:If we say something that can be interpeted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
Rule 4:It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes.
Rule 5:Let us ogle.If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are.
Rule 6: Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Rule 7:You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done--not both.
Rule 8:Whenever possible,please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.
Rule 9: Don't fake it.We'd rather be ineffective than decieved.
Rule 10:Women that wear Wonderbras and low cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their chest stared at.
Rule 11:When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp,you saying"This is our exit"is not necessary.
Rule 12:Christopher Columbus did'nt ask for directions and neither do we.
Wiz
[link:www.clubfte.com/users/thewiz427/index.html|"Wiz's Place"]
[font color=black]Rule 1:Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.All comments become null and void after seven days.
Rule 2:If you don't want to dress like Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
Rule 3:If we say something that can be interpeted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
Rule 4:It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes.
Rule 5:Let us ogle.If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are.
Rule 6: Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Rule 7:You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done--not both.
Rule 8:Whenever possible,please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.
Rule 9: Don't fake it.We'd rather be ineffective than decieved.
Rule 10:Women that wear Wonderbras and low cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their chest stared at.
Rule 11:When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp,you saying"This is our exit"is not necessary.
Rule 12:Christopher Columbus did'nt ask for directions and neither do we.
Wiz
[link:www.clubfte.com/users/thewiz427/index.html|"Wiz's Place"]
