Puppy Logic
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Puppy Logic
(plus, minus, equals, and other math symbols are literal)
1) NOISE = PEOPLE=ATTENTION
~Always investigate possible attention...
2a) Poop+Wrong Place=Bad News!
2b) Pee+Wrong Place=Bad News
2c) Chewy+Not Mine=Bad News
3) Bad News=Hide Place Next Time...
3a) Bad News+Run Away=Kennel
4) +1 snuggle= -2 Bad News, snuggle a lot to eliminate bad news...
*Extra points are void if you mess up owners bed
5) Stinky Stuff is edible *
6) If it's on the floor, it's MINE!
7) If I can get to it, see rule #6) above...
8) GENERAL ESCAPE CLAUSE:
"I'm small fuzzy and CUTE! What the hell is YOUR problem?"
9) Plausible Ignorance concept: Never Trained, therefore not responsible
10) YOU dropped it - so it must be safe for me to chew up
Think of some more? Oh yeah, jump right in....
* sometimes I think mutts are affected by stinky stuff like I am by Tobasco sauce and cervesa
1) NOISE = PEOPLE=ATTENTION
~Always investigate possible attention...
2a) Poop+Wrong Place=Bad News!
2b) Pee+Wrong Place=Bad News
2c) Chewy+Not Mine=Bad News
3) Bad News=Hide Place Next Time...
3a) Bad News+Run Away=Kennel
4) +1 snuggle= -2 Bad News, snuggle a lot to eliminate bad news...
*Extra points are void if you mess up owners bed
5) Stinky Stuff is edible *
6) If it's on the floor, it's MINE!
7) If I can get to it, see rule #6) above...
8) GENERAL ESCAPE CLAUSE:
"I'm small fuzzy and CUTE! What the hell is YOUR problem?"
9) Plausible Ignorance concept: Never Trained, therefore not responsible
10) YOU dropped it - so it must be safe for me to chew up
Think of some more? Oh yeah, jump right in....
* sometimes I think mutts are affected by stinky stuff like I am by Tobasco sauce and cervesa
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