June MA chapter BS thread- Summer is here start the BBQ
#1051
06-23-2011, 05:39 PM
#1052
06-23-2011, 05:49 PM
#1053
06-23-2011, 05:58 PM
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
#1056
06-23-2011, 06:09 PM
#1057
06-23-2011, 06:11 PM
#1058
06-23-2011, 06:12 PM
#1059
06-23-2011, 06:14 PM
#1060
06-23-2011, 06:20 PM
That's a good one Chris. I Have a real life funny one. My wife who is only slightly blonde and left handed was having a hard time hammering in a nail. She asked What she was doing wrong. So I told her she was using a right handed hammer instead of a left handed hammer. She said really, where do I get one of those? I laughed and said I'm going to tell your dad. She you better not you bleep bleep.
#1061
06-23-2011, 06:24 PM
That's a good one Chris. I Have a real life funny one. My wife who is only slightly blonde and left handed was having a hard time hammering in a nail. She asked What she was doing wrong. So I told her she was using a right handed hammer instead of a left handed hammer. She said really, where do I get one of those? I laughed and said I'm going to tell your dad. She you better not you bleep bleep.
Does your wife know you let out her secrets to a few of your friends on FTE???
#1062
06-23-2011, 06:51 PM
#1064
06-23-2011, 07:20 PM