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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 02:31 PM
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Some people should pay to have their cars worked on.
Take a look at this.........
http://forums.audiworld.com/a4/msgs/1567770.phtml
 
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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 02:33 PM
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haha, yea i think they better bring in some people who know what their doing
 
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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 02:45 PM
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Too funny, but I'd have to agree with the "A4Jason" guy that replied to it. It has to be one of their regulars idea of a joke.

Heck, even I know better than what these guys claim to have done.
 
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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 03:00 PM
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I wonder what he was thinking?


I hope he learned his lesson, to not use tips from the "Chebbie Manual" in a Audi.
 
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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 03:03 PM
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I've heard it takes about a cup of sand to wear out an engine. Don't know who figured that one out.

Barry
 
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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 03:10 PM
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Funny Stuff.

I am really hoping that it is a joke posting. If not, I don't even know what to say.
 
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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 03:28 PM
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this has to be a joke. or else a good canidate for the darwin awards
 
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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 03:42 PM
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I wonder if that would work on my BMW, or just Honda's like his buddies??
 
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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 05:18 PM
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Yeti,
Just some food for thought. I'll bet the guy with the Audi jusy used too coarse a grain of sand. The sand went through the intake, scuffing off aluminum, and the aluminum deposited on the rings making them tight and having too much sealing against the cylinder walls. So maybe it would work if you try a finer sand and coat it with WD-40 so the aluminum won't stick to the rings. Waiting for your thoughts.
 
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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 06:06 PM
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Well I ain't no rocket scientist as they say, but I think your solutuion may work!!! Think I'll use 3 in 1 oil for the added saftey of slickness!!

Got me some sand from down at the play ground, think I may do this tomorrow!!
 
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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 06:19 PM
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Just picked up a load of silica sand and a case of STP. That "10" is gonna HOWL!

LOL

This guy can't be for real!

Rick
 
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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 06:28 PM
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karic,
Yes it will, LOUD and SHORT!
 

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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 06:44 PM
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Thats good. I almost fell off the chair laughing so hard. Its about as serious as the guy on ebay selling a gallon of milk as blinker fluid.
 
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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 06:55 PM
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Check out the High Quality Synthetic Blinker Fluid at http://www.kalecoauto.com/
I kinda like their cross drilled brake lines too. They would go nice with my cross drilled rotors
 
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Old Mar 23, 2003 | 06:56 PM
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the sand idea is all wrong, of course its a joke, everyone knows you have to drop a bottle of Rumpleminse (of Ever Clear if you can find it) into the intake. cleans everything out, ports polishes and my friend who works on his NOS edition civic says I wont need a flamethrower exhaust either!
 
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