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omg ! Chris your Day sucks !!! rofl.....
too cool on the Marines
hehehe thank god they were there to HELP him...
think I mow Yard if it dries up a bit , kinda still wet out there and the Fog is crazy I might get lost in my yard and then what?
too cool on the Marines
hehehe thank god they were there to HELP him...think I mow Yard if it dries up a bit , kinda still wet out there and the Fog is crazy I might get lost in my yard and then what?
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Oh Mike damn nice job on the corner! Aw c'mon Jasmine let's all go to the corner. Damn yard, I like my brother inlaw's yard best. No grass in Mesa! This damn grass is so wet the dogs were playing and they look like they were in a pond. I ain't drying them Herself can do that when she gets out of work. Can you believe she's going with two of the girls picking shrooms again tomorrow? That'll make my day a lot easier to figure out.
Gotta get the cruise fixed so I can attend a GTG soon. Probably should get a new credit card for the fuel too.
Gotta get the cruise fixed so I can attend a GTG soon. Probably should get a new credit card for the fuel too.
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I was wanting to go out for Shrooms of all places I found 2 in our back yard I about fainted !
FINE go to the corner but if you guys whine about the TV aint working or the remotes not having Batteries ! I dont want to hear it !
Cry-Babies !
FINE go to the corner but if you guys whine about the TV aint working or the remotes not having Batteries ! I dont want to hear it !
Cry-Babies !
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Anyone know where I can get rent a flamethrower? I'll fix this yard crap.
Where's the kids when you need them? Herself:"they're all grown with their own yards to take care of. Be nice." Well that don't wash anymore damnit. They want to come over and eat my food and drink my cocktails they can mow the damn yard once in a while. I'm gonna get my grandson to stay the summer, bout time he learned something!
Where's the kids when you need them? Herself:"they're all grown with their own yards to take care of. Be nice." Well that don't wash anymore damnit. They want to come over and eat my food and drink my cocktails they can mow the damn yard once in a while. I'm gonna get my grandson to stay the summer, bout time he learned something!
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I have almost 2 acres of yard. Took me about 2 hours to mow if I didn't bag it. Last year the neighbor kid bought a brand new X-Mark ZTR and says, "I'll mow your lawn for $25 a time." I handed him a check for $500 and told him to tell me when he needed more. So now I sit on the porch swing and drink beer while my lawn gets mowed.
Besides - the cup holder on my tractor vibrates the beer to much to make it worth while drikning and mowing. This simplifies things very well.
Besides - the cup holder on my tractor vibrates the beer to much to make it worth while drikning and mowing. This simplifies things very well.