The Elevator.............
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The Elevator.............
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart
and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator)
responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel
chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the
lady rolled between them into the small room. The walls closed and the boy and his
father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began
to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous,
voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "GO GET YOUR MOTHER."
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart
and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator)
responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel
chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the
lady rolled between them into the small room. The walls closed and the boy and his
father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began
to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous,
voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "GO GET YOUR MOTHER."
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