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Old Jul 5, 2024 | 11:40 AM
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Ever been to Arizona in September and there you have Xmas trees in stores?
 
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Old Jul 5, 2024 | 06:37 PM
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Old Jul 6, 2024 | 06:10 AM
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Old Jul 6, 2024 | 09:55 AM
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I took a part time job at IKEA and was surprised when the boss told me that employees needed to go to the meeting room before every shift.

When I asked why he said, “Assembly required.”
 
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Old Jul 7, 2024 | 11:05 AM
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Old Jul 7, 2024 | 11:28 AM
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What is that side where it says, "cool"? And what does AC mean?
 
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Ah the Cigarette ash vent. Those were the good old days.
Was sure easy to start a forest fire though. Didn’t smoke in Cal. Haha
The modern car window sux. I didn’t get ac until they stopped the vent.
Now it’s the really weird dashes? Hate the things?
 
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Originally Posted by raytasch
What is that side where it says, "cool"? And what does AC mean?
cool was the control setting for winter driving. warm was the setting for summer driving.

you would flip the lever to AC (All CLear) to let the car behind you in a rush that it was ok to now pass you.
 
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Originally Posted by BIGKEN
(Repeating this joke, but it's appropriate.)

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 F degrees.
The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry
since the electric starter.
Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car. They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 F degrees inside, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off almost immediately.
The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent. The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, The Goldberg Air-Conditioner, on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed.
There was no way that Old man Ford was going to put the Goldberg's name on two million Fords. They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown. And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show -- Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls.
 
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