The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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fter attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was
nursing a king-size hangover
and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?"
"As usual, you made an *** of yourself in front of your boss," replied
the wife.
"**** on him," answered the husband.
"You did," said the wife, "and he fired you."
"Well, **** him," said the husband.
"I did, and you go back to work in the morning."
nursing a king-size hangover
and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?"
"As usual, you made an *** of yourself in front of your boss," replied
the wife.
"**** on him," answered the husband.
"You did," said the wife, "and he fired you."
"Well, **** him," said the husband.
"I did, and you go back to work in the morning."
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An 84-year-old lady is waiting for her husband in Harpoon Harry's. Suddenly a handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away.
The man is so attractive that she just can't take her eyes off him.
After a short while, the man notices her staring, and approaches her.
Before the lady has time to apologise, the man looks her deep in the eyes and says to her in a sultry tone, "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another condition."
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the lady asks him what his condition is.
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The lady takes a moment to consider the offer from the handsome man.
She whips out her handbag and puts $100 dollars into his hand.
She then looks him square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly,
"Paint my house."
Our needs change as we get older, we get smarter and tend to look for bargains.
The man is so attractive that she just can't take her eyes off him.
After a short while, the man notices her staring, and approaches her.
Before the lady has time to apologise, the man looks her deep in the eyes and says to her in a sultry tone, "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another condition."
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the lady asks him what his condition is.
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The lady takes a moment to consider the offer from the handsome man.
She whips out her handbag and puts $100 dollars into his hand.
She then looks him square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly,
"Paint my house."
Our needs change as we get older, we get smarter and tend to look for bargains.
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