The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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09-08-2023, 04:52 PM
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09-08-2023, 05:08 PM
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Sure comical!
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09-10-2023, 09:42 PM
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Ya have heard the Snake and the Lawyer middle of the road joke?
The tire marks are in front of the Snake.
Guy and Wife go to Bedroom. Guy goes to bathroom and gets a glass of water and 2 Tylenol.
Hands them to Wife in the Bed. She says, "Why these, I don't have a headache.".... "Gotcha!"
"I want a Devorce," Guy Says to the Judge, "I live in a 2 Story Home!" ..... "Why?"
"1st story is Headache, 2nd story is Wrong time of the Month!" .......... "Granted!"
The tire marks are in front of the Snake.
Guy and Wife go to Bedroom. Guy goes to bathroom and gets a glass of water and 2 Tylenol.
Hands them to Wife in the Bed. She says, "Why these, I don't have a headache.".... "Gotcha!"
"I want a Devorce," Guy Says to the Judge, "I live in a 2 Story Home!" ..... "Why?"
"1st story is Headache, 2nd story is Wrong time of the Month!" .......... "Granted!"
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09-11-2023, 03:12 AM
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#7845
09-11-2023, 09:20 AM
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive. Fortunately, my older brother told me about it.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then I remember that death will be normal for my age at some point.
I’ve reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there’ll be some new developments I won’t like.
When you’re young, embarrassment is forgetting to zip up your fly. When you’re old, embarrassment is forgetting to unzip your fly.
As I get older and remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right one for me.
Regular naps will prevent old age, especially if taken whilst driving.
Ageing gracefully is the polite way of saying you’re slowly looking worse.
You know you’re old when people call at 9 pm and ask, “Did I wake you?”
Old age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o’clock.
When you’re young you make a lot of noise just having fun. When you’re old, you make even more noise just bending over
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then I remember that death will be normal for my age at some point.
I’ve reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there’ll be some new developments I won’t like.
When you’re young, embarrassment is forgetting to zip up your fly. When you’re old, embarrassment is forgetting to unzip your fly.
As I get older and remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right one for me.
Regular naps will prevent old age, especially if taken whilst driving.
Ageing gracefully is the polite way of saying you’re slowly looking worse.
You know you’re old when people call at 9 pm and ask, “Did I wake you?”
Old age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o’clock.
When you’re young you make a lot of noise just having fun. When you’re old, you make even more noise just bending over