so for those of u that dont know, I safely arrived in Kuwait. Ive been here for a little over a month now. the money is good but its really hard on Amanda. its hard on me too but shes probably worse off. so anytime u guys get the chance shoot her some encouraging words

my address here is

contact me through email for address

live2boffroad@gmail.com


dont send me ****, drugs or alcohol. ill get in trouble even if i dont know its comming. other than that go for it. ive been wanting to get letters out to alot of people but its not happened yet.

really missin u guys and my truck.

 

No ****? But I have a sexy new picures for you!! I boom boom long time GI.

Ha ha hahahah--

Thanks for the addy there has been something I have been meaning to send you.

 

PFC? they haven't made you general by now? I guess I am going to have to write my congressman.

 

Hey man, thanks for what your doing for all of us. You know that if Amanda needs help with something, you just ask.

 

just post on her face book every now and then and shell be good. mention 4wheelin and how fun it is for the whole family and ill be doin good!!

 

Ha ha ha ha Will do!

 

I haven't met you but thank you for what you're doing for our country.

Well that just means that we can send over your truck. We just need to check the Chapter coffers to pickup the shipping.

 

Coffers are not that plentyful-- not unless you guys Cough up some more mula! About $1900 dollars more.

 

send me my truck, ha ha thats funny. there are a few kewl trucks here id like to send home.

 

Hey Ian! I've been recycling lately. So I can send you my old fleshlight. I don't think it's considered ****.

 

i had to google it. lol yea no thanks tony.

 

Hey Ian, thanks for Serving our country! I hope they take it easy on you. Looking forward to seeing you back here though! I know you have told me many times, but when is the estimated return date?

 

estimated around thanksgiving.

not soon enough if u ask me. ill be glad be home for sure

 

A used fleshlight-- I fell out of my chair and woke the little one at that! Too funny!

 

so i forgot my ID card (CAC) card in the computer and walked off today. thats NO GO. but my NCOIC saw and grabbed it. AWESOME...... so i had to write a 500 word essay why its not good to lose, leave, or otherwise not keep track of, my/your CAC card.

heres what i, turning in tomorow.




I left my CAC at the OPS tent. This is not good because I can’t get into chow. If everyone forgot their CAC cards at work then no one would be able to get into chow. With no one being allowed to eat, there would be no reason to employ the TCN cooks and they would lose their jobs. After being employed for so long by the US, it has become all they know. They’ve forgotten how raise camels and herd sheep and look for oil. So inevitably they would go broke. This would of course mean that they would not be able to get food to feed their kids and they have forgotten how to grow their own food and live off the sand because they have worked for the US so long. So after eating all the dogs, cats mice and elderly, the good people of Kuwait, whether they be Kuwaiti’s or not, would be forced to migrate from their current domiciles to a land more suitable to forage for food, Thereby greatly reducing, if not solving, two of Kuwait’s current problems, over population of strays and Alzheimer’s disease.
The Kuwaiti people of course look for land with lush green plants and abundant in life. This would of course lead them not to the mountainous regions around Afghanistan (too much fighting there already) but to a land much less touched by man, The African Rain Forest. Here the Kuwaiti’s would surely thrive. They will have many happy years here. Generation after generation will grow and be strong and learn from those before them. The native tribes would openly accept the Kuwaiti’s because they saw a documentary on the whole situation when the National Geographic did a documentary on the Tribes of the Rain Forest. With the Tribes and the Kuwait’s working together, hand in hand, the Kuwait’s will learn once again, to live off the land and prosper. Life will flourish rapidly. After only a few short but happy years, the Kuwaiti’s and the tribes people will have out grown the small villages and begin expanding. Chopping down trees and creating more stick homes for their new foreign family.
The deforestation will not go unnoticed by the African government. The regions of Africa will unite and form what will be known as the Conglomerated African Continent or CAC for short. The CAC will set out to stop this destruction and raping of the land by way of force. Having only spears and hand mad weaponry, the Kuwafricans will look to the US for help.
The US being as generous and loving as we are(and in need of a special plant that only grows deep in the Rain Forest that cures Super AIDS, a form of cancer and AIDS combined) will send more troops to Africa to wage war on the CAC.
In summery if soldiers do not keep track of their CAC cards, they will be hungry and be sent to Africa to fight a war they have no business fighting other than easy access to natural resources.